dailyptonkin:

It’s important for little girls to have characters to look up to, and also be entertained by the fantasy parts. There are a lot of not-so-good role models out there for younger kids, it’s good to have someone they can relate to on television.

(via obrienvevo)

Timestamp: 1412221175

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

sorry:

when a plan sounds good in your head:

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but then you try it out in real life:

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(Source: sorry, via gnarly)

cyberho:

I love it when animals ( SPECIALLY dogs ) are unable to keep their tongue inside their mouth it’s so funny and I just love it so so soo much 

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

(Source: spoopynojutsu, via iradicate)

genies:

i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself 

(Source: brokenly, via iradicate)

oh-good-life:

so beautiful

(Source: konoplewa, via confinablee)

Timestamp: 1412218619

$3000? Fuck that shit.

ewdean:

To whoever that’s reading this

Please stay safe, you’re worth so much, you deserve so much more

Please don’t give up

You’re not alone

(via saepphire)

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

(via refreshes)

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

iggyt14:

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

(Source: nuocmamboi, via whatamithinkingmerp)

crooklynheights:

Candid photo of Lucifer and the angel he destroyed

(Source: martathemoonshiner, via saepphire)

Timestamp: 1412218560

I always end up liking someone or caring about them a lot more than they like or care about me. I’m fucking done with being pushed aside, forgotten, disregarded, and neglected. This week alone, three people who I care deeply about have showed that they don’t feel the same about me. Don’t count on me to be around for you anymore